Monday, Oct. 28, 2002 - 12:43 P.M.
The microwave in my office has gone all wrong. I thought I was going crazy when I first noticed it, but it appears that I am not. The microwave now turns ON when you OPEN the door. I mean, this really can't be very good, right? God, even though I shut the door fairly quickly it's kind of troubling. If I end up having two-headed children with webbed feet, I'm gonna sue the pants off those bastards over at the Sanyo corp!
