Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2002 - 2:06 P.M.

So, I put my name into The Advertising Name Generator, and it produced some surprisingly comical results. Yes, I am *that* bored. Some of my favorites include:

• Erica Nicole. It's What's For Dinner.

• Vorsprung Durch Erica Nicole. (Just 'cause it's German)

• The Erica Nicole Of Paradise.

• Taste the Erica Nicole.

• There's Only One Erica Nicole.

• Wouldn't You Rather Be Erica Nicole?

• Aaahh, Erica Nicole!

• The Incredible, Edible Erica Nicole.

• Have You Forgotten How Good Erica Nicole Tastes?

• That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Erica Nicole.

• Sweet as the Moment When the Erica Nicole Went "Pop"

• We Do Erica Nicole Right.

• Erica Nicole-Lickin' Good.

• Smart. Beautiful. Erica Nicole.

• Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Erica Nicole.

• You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Erica Nicole.

But my favorite has to be . . .

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